Thanksgiving Day celebrations are usually much more than just the Thanksgiving feast. Festivities involve loads of activities, like cracking Thanksgiving jokes, making Thanksgiving crafts, and so on. All these add up to make Thanksgiving Day, a much awaited event, special particularly for the kids. It is a day when kids go out of their way looking for Thanksgiving humor and try outwitting their fellows by cracking the funniest Thanksgiving jokes. Kids can share these funny Thanksgiving jokes not only with others of their age group, but also with adult members of their families. When everybody assembles for the Thanksgiving dinner, kids can come out with funny one-liners, riddles and jokes on Thanksgiving which add a humorous color to the festive mood of this occasion. Read on for some witty and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
What key has legs and can't open doors?
What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. A building can't jump at all!
Teacher: "Where did the Pilgrims come from?"
Student: "Their parents, of course!"
Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was already stuffed!
How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
Because they couldn't fit the moose in the oven!
What do Hippies put on their Thanksgiving potatoes?
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore!
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!
How can you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?
The male is the one holding the remote control.
Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."
What's the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
How can you send a turkey through the post office?
Bird class mail!
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
No, you should just have the turkey!
What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?
Pleased to eat you!
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
What cat discovered America?
Did you hear about the gobbler who bounced around the barnyard?
He was a perky turkey!
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.
What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?