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Thanksgiving jokes liven up Christian Thanksgiving Day. Here's bringing to you some funny Christian Thanksgiving Jokes.

Christian Thanksgiving Jokes

Thanksgiving Day celebrations that involve offering Thanksgiving prayers surely have a spiritual bent. However, the piousness surrounding Thanksgiving Day doesn't come in way of fun that accompanies the event. Celebrated with immense joy and enthusiasm, Thanksgiving Day is commemorated on the fourth Thursday in the month of November, each year. Thanksgiving, seen in this light, is all about enjoyment, fun and merry-making. In fact, fun, frolic, and laughter add to the entertainment that people have on this day. It is about the feeling of togetherness. Christian Thanksgiving jokes, which are simple yet humorous, are an integral part of Thanksgiving celebrations. Thanksgiving jokes liven the day and tune the moods to a fun-filled event. Let us now have a look at some of the popular Christian Thanksgiving Jokes.

When did the Pilgrims first say "God bless America"?
The first time they heard America sneeze!

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such fowl language

What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
A palgrim

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

What will a turkey, with a dramatic bent of mind, say to another turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.

Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultrygeist!

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet!

Father asked Abraham to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for, on Thanksgiving".
Naughty Abraham wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
He wanted a light snack!

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wig warm

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble

What do the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
God save the kin

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play

Daddy asked Little Mandy: "Why can't you take a turkey to church?"
Little Mandy: "Because they use such FOWL language that Jesus does not like."