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Here are some of the funniest Thanksgiving jokes and humor for you to read.

Thanksgiving Day Humor

Turkey, family, friends, football, and parades constitute the festivities of Thanksgiving Day. An auspicious and devout festival celebrated in the United States of America, this occasion is one amongst the six significant national holidays observed across the country. Commemorated to honor the harvest of the season and thank God for his granting, Thanksgiving is a festival of feasting and making merry. Families, friends, relatives, and loved ones meet one another and indulge in the essence exchanging warm greetings. For a more enhanced and joyful Thanksgiving festivity, you can instill some side-splitting humor and jokes to improve the celebrations. Read on for some delightful and hilarious Thanksgiving jokes.

Turkey With Six Legs!
A poultry farmer was experimenting to breed turkeys with more legs for greater profits. Finally, he succeeded. While narrating the results to his friends, he told them, "The turkey I bred had six legs!"
His friends who had got quite excited, eagerly asked, "What about the taste?"
The father said with a long-drawn face, "Do you think it is so easy to catch it?"

Blonde's Turkey Dinner
A blonde was out of her home on Thanksgiving Day for the first time and was missing her family desperately. Finally, she decided to cook the turkey herself just like her mom. Later, when she was narrating her experiences to her mother, she said, "Mother, it was so difficult to eat the turkey."
Her concerned mother asked, "Was it not cooked properly?"
She said, "How do I know? It wouldn't sit still!"

Why The Rifle?
The Grandma was showing kids, a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and said, "The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God."
Her youngest grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, "Then why is their Dad carrying that rifle?"

The Other One...
The first Jewish President of the United States was inviting his mother to Thanksgiving on phone. The mother said, "It's too much trouble, son, getting a cab and waiting in line."
He laughs her off and says, "Mom, there will be a limousine for you!"
Not much enthusiastic, his mother replies, "But who knows will I get the ticket and the seat that would be comfortable to me?"
The President instantly offers her a ride on Air Force One, his private jet, good-naturedly. The mother still found it a trouble to carry that entire luggage and hire a cab! The President was a little put off and said that maybe a helicopter would be better for her. Finally, when she was assured that she would stay at the White House for she is the mother of the President, she finally agreed for the trip.
Later she called her friend Betty to say, "I'm visiting my son for Thanksgiving!"
Betty: "The doctor?"
Mother: "No... The other one."

Thanksgiving Shocks
Thanksgiving is a devout and religious festival celebrated to thank God for granting a generous harvest during the autumn season. Traditionally a highly sacred and praying holiday, Thanksgiving has transformed into a feasting and merrymaking occasion. Celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November every year, this festival is looked upon as a time to splurge in exotic meals,

Weather Report
Marked as one of the most significant festivals of America, Thanksgiving Day falls on the fourth Thursday in the month of November. A time to rejoice and make merry, this occasion is a family holiday filled with enjoyment and feasting. Turkey, family, friends, and football are symbolic of this holiday. To infuse some more hilarity and entertainment to your celebrations,