Thanksgiving Jokes for Teens

Thanksgiving is one of the most auspicious and significant festivals celebrated in the United States of America, as a harvest occasion to thank God for his blessings. Thanksgiving, for teens, is an event, filled with enjoyment, fun, and merrymaking. Teens during Thanksgiving indulge in a variety of fun filled activities like cracking Thanksgiving jokes and breaking out into laughter. Jokes for teens are usually those which although contain Thanksgiving as their main theme, but are also relevant for the teenage group. Generally, they touch issues and topics that teenagers find interesting, and hence, are set against the backdrop of Thanksgiving. Let us see what exactly the teens find interesting by going through some of the popular Thanksgiving teen jokes, in the lines below.

How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
He was very thinkful.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Why don't you eat fish on Thanksgiving?
Because Thanksgiving never falls on a Fry-Day (Friday)

Why was Plymouth Rock so brave?
It was a little bold-er.

Teddy bears have what in common with turkeys?
Both have stuffing

The Mayflower weighed how much?
A Puri-TON

When the early settlers got sick, what did they take?
PILL-grims

What is big and green and goes "gobble, gobble"?
Turkey-saurus-Rex

Where should you bury your thanksgiving potatoes (if they die)?
In a GRAVE-y

Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teacher: "Baseballs?"
Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"

Two pilgrims go out hunting. One has two blunderbusses (guns).
The second pilgrim asks, "Why do you have two blunderbusses?"
The first pilgrim explains, "I usually miss the first time I shoot
By taking two I can shoot again". The second pilgrim thinks for a while and then says, "Why not just take the second one, and only shoot once?"

Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey, he's already been stuffed!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wil Ma make lots of food again this Thanksgiving?

What's inside a genie's turkey?
3 wishbones

What did the pilgrims have to clean after the first Thanksgiving dinner?
Mess-achusetts

What do policemen eat on Thanksgiving?
Corn on the cop

When a turkey picks his nose, what comes out?
A Gobble-Goober

What would a British person gain by eating a thanksgiving meal?
Pounds

What do goldfish say on Thanksgiving?
Happy TANKS-giving

What does the mother present say to the kid present on Thanksgiving?
Keep your el-BOWS off the table!